Middle school relationships

When you decide to become close friends with someone and say you are dating at ages 11-13. You hang out awkwardly around their friend circles and if you are a hardcore relationship, you might get a kiss on the check.



Middle School relationship
Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.
Example:
I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.


Middle school relationship
When two kids who “like” each other decide to get into a “relationship” they basically akwardly hang around each other, maybe even through in some flirty snaps like, “you looks so good today” or “I like ur jeans” this goes on until one of them “likes” somebody else and breaks the others heart.
Example:
in middle school relationships you only date beceause you like the way the other one looks. You should get to know them first and generally like jsut being in there presents before making commitments .


Middle School Relationship
When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)
Example:
Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....


middle school relationship
a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Example:
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.


Middle School Relationship
A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Example:
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.


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