Mints
Mints are a candy that make you feel minty fresh. They bring people together, and are great presents. They are also very addictive and make your stomach feel slushy if you have too many. They also may cause you to throw up.
Example:
Obi: You have a problem with mints.
Chuck: I'm Chuck. Mints are amazing, and at least they aren't drugs.
Obi: True, true.
Person 1: Ay you got mints?
Chuck: Na I don't have any
Person 1: Yes you do, I hear them in your pocket
Chuck: Fine
Person 1: Thank you
Person 1: Here's a bag of mints
Person 2: Damn, thank you bud!
Person 1: No problem!
Obi: You have a problem with mints.
Chuck: I'm Chuck. Mints are amazing, and at least they aren't drugs.
Obi: True, true.
Person 1: Ay you got mints?
Chuck: Na I don't have any
Person 1: Yes you do, I hear them in your pocket
Chuck: Fine
Person 1: Thank you
Person 1: Here's a bag of mints
Person 2: Damn, thank you bud!
Person 1: No problem!