Morman

A religious group that sends 2 people to your door every month until you move out of Utah.



Morman
the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell
Example:
i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners


Mormanizer
A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
Example:
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"


morman
a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???
Example:
Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT


morman soak
The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.
Example:
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already


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