Mosman Rowers

n. A licensed premises located above the Mosman Rowing Club, in the affluent northern suburb of Mosman in Sydney, Australia. It is a famous 'pick-up' joint frequented by divorced females aged over 45. The women patrons are usually over-weight, well-worn (ugly and used-up), have dyed blond hair and wear inappropriately tight fitting clothing (borrowed from their 24 year old daughter's wardrobe). The male patrons are all baby boomer types over 50 years old, sporting a grey moustache (or other grey facial hair) and have a massive 'beer-gut' (fat stomachs). These sad creatures usually consume large amounts of alcohol before leaving with someone they have never met for a 5 minute session of 'grey-sex'.



Latest Searches

plumb, schm-, vased, Stills, Typered, blue planet, metamorphosis, Ben Ali, undies, Mackintosh, hen-pecked, stream, Shawty, Bar Keep, [Judy Garland], one mic, 6ft tall, aristocracy, Your Muming, Curtain Butt, halo halo, who the fuck asked, Sturfing, The Oblongs, stundere, sea bed, Kanae Kocho, Screechy, Leonard part 6, beastuality, Bupkus, Bronxville, With Authority, populant, jpeg, BARTOWED, recall, a boe, Sole Trader, linear, Chuffinator, Slumdog Millionaire, open mouth kiss, nurce, lose the battle, voter apathy, hey man gimme dat, alois trancy, blume quat, Flirtations, day drunk, discovered, too soon, December 24th, the brick, Slut Shaming, Audioslave, dos palos broncos, A-Cup, jellybeaning, Ufi, lost people, Rabid Dog, fucking my cat, Jcjenson, love and lust, cakehole, headlines, Catch-22, nigget, warcries, Dakoda, random access memory, bloody tiger king, smokey eyes, street creds, warm fuzzy, Best sexy friend day, ecuador, bitchass, askew, milkshaking, keyboard combination, Reality TV, Dixieland, Eat World, KNOCK IT, Borneo, Arthur Rimbaud, Dan Howell, HBD, Quiet as kept, shooting games, pun master, Fatalist, Jesse James, 2nd period, whassup, Wesh wesh, the Voice, mass communication, Tom Robbins, shoot gun, wid, trading card game, da boogie, Sexualizing, Amazon, uber duber, nobodies, Sacred Geometry, Sit down, geek, the King Of Pop, ABOVE ALL, get me high, clean living, Cull the herd, Landry, Calumet rich, Cast Away Moment, creepish, bowden, ashley greene, Oh jesus, Shoval, Caesars, A Johnson, Bouchard, Jaden Smith, cfg, Fucking Stupid, I feel attacked, So adorable, You out, Do i fucking cham, cinnamons, Release the Kraken, thou, in crowd, dog rolled, high school girls, urban renewal, fuck a brick, Shit bitch, Chandler Bing, Happy hug, my dream, heart on, temmie flakes, No trades, tangerine, mario kart 8, ptooie, employee of the year, stealthed, Chicken noodle soup, unstopable, bluds, Remastered, dinner table, Dimebag, F4G, personal attacks, Into the Fire, Fluffy, 536, insatiable face boy, Uncircumsized, Simon worley, ket back and sides, salty cunt, the setup, time to go, The Bobby, andi, The gem, somas, Ugly Cunt, that loud, Drained, pitied, Camp Becket, Purity Rong, bogarting, Primary source, Small church boi, bandanas, back-to-back, Seno Miyagi, Throckmorton, Nice One, theyr, Titties and Beer, Lucy Boynton, Macc-Town-Menace, premium, Thick neck, Mullet, give direction, Most Man, Mosman Rowers, plumb, schm-, vased, Stills, Typered, blue planet, metamorphosis, Ben Ali, undies, Mackintosh, hen-pecked, stream, Shawty, Bar Keep, [Judy Garland], one mic, 6ft tall, aristocracy, Your Muming, Curtain Butt, halo halo, who the fuck asked, Sturfing, The Oblongs, stundere, sea bed, Kanae Kocho, Screechy, Leonard part 6, beastuality, Bupkus, Bronxville, With Authority, populant, jpeg, BARTOWED, recall, a boe, Sole Trader, linear, Chuffinator, Slumdog Millionaire, open mouth kiss, nurce, lose the battle, voter apathy, hey man gimme dat, alois trancy, blume quat, Flirtations, day drunk, discovered, too soon, December 24th, the brick, Slut Shaming, Audioslave, dos palos broncos, A-Cup, jellybeaning, Ufi, lost people, Rabid Dog, fucking my cat, Jcjenson, love and lust, cakehole, headlines, Catch-22, nigget, warcries, Dakoda, random access memory, bloody tiger king, smokey eyes, street creds, warm fuzzy, Best sexy friend day, ecuador, bitchass, askew, milkshaking, keyboard combination, Reality TV, Dixieland, Eat World, KNOCK IT, Borneo, Arthur Rimbaud, Dan Howell, HBD, Quiet as kept, shooting games, pun master, Fatalist, Jesse James, 2nd period, whassup, Wesh wesh, the Voice, mass communication, Tom Robbins, shoot gun, wid, trading card game, da boogie, Sexualizing, Amazon, uber duber, nobodies, Sacred Geometry, Sit down, geek, the King Of Pop, ABOVE ALL, get me high, clean living, Cull the herd, Landry, Calumet rich, Cast Away Moment, creepish, bowden, ashley greene, Oh jesus, Shoval, Caesars, A Johnson, Bouchard, Jaden Smith, cfg, Fucking Stupid, I feel attacked, So adorable, You out, Do i fucking cham, cinnamons, Release the Kraken, thou, in crowd, dog rolled, high school girls, urban renewal, fuck a brick, Shit bitch, Chandler Bing, Happy hug, my dream, heart on, temmie flakes, No trades, tangerine, mario kart 8, ptooie, employee of the year, stealthed, Chicken noodle soup, unstopable, bluds, Remastered, dinner table, Dimebag, F4G, personal attacks, Into the Fire, Fluffy, 536, insatiable face boy, Uncircumsized, Simon worley, ket back and sides, salty cunt, the setup, time to go, The Bobby, andi, The gem, somas, Ugly Cunt, that loud, Drained, pitied, Camp Becket, Purity Rong, bogarting, Primary source, Small church boi, bandanas, back-to-back, Seno Miyagi, Throckmorton, Nice One, theyr, Titties and Beer, Lucy Boynton, Macc-Town-Menace, premium, Thick neck, Mullet, give direction,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!