Sturfing

The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch



Sturfed
The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.
Example:
Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.


Sturf
Verb. To sulk, with a deeply furrowed brow and an exaggerated pouty frown, much as a young child does in order to express displeasure in the hope that a perceived injustice will be righted. (Origin unknown, used in Cavan, Ireland, late 20th Century, possibly local dialect, possibly onomatopoeic)
Example:
"Ah, come on now, Fergus, stop your sturfing and finish your Tapioca pudding."


Sturffed
When a Woman's Vagina has 2 Penis's in it at the same time,
or When 2 Penis's are stuck into a Butt-hole at the same time.

To do this both men must assume a scissoring type position, while the Woman/Male slide the Penis's into their Vaginal or Anal holes.
Example:
Boy- "Dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night!"
Boy 2-"What?!?"
Boy- " Me, Jen and some random guy Sturffed!"
Boy 2- " That's Disgusting!"


Sturfing Bitch
Otherwise known as the Daithí, John-Joe(to help others), twat & mogwai. The Sturfing Bitch is one who assists the Sturf Mistress with her Sturfing, Sturf Mistress being the divine ruler.
Example:
Sturf Mistress: Sturfing Bitch, grab your keyboard and start typing
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there


Sturf Beeotch
When one plants an idea for Sturfing in a females head. The said female sturfs it and reports back with the facts from the net. A rare breed of woman.
Example:
The Dath - Hi Rockii wonder how you copy Wii games.

Rockii: Dath i sturfed that here is the answer.

The Dath: Thanks Sturf Beeotch.


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