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1) In snowboarding, skateboarding, etc, when riding opposite to the way you usually ride.2) In skiing, and skating, riding backwards.fakie
When you are having sex and are going to come but don't want the sex to stop you just keep your penis in and come. But you do not pump back and forth and thus your mind gets tricked into thinking you didn't come and you are good to go for another round. Caution:Can be painful the second or even third time. No known forth attempt has been attempted.
Example:
This bitch was so fucken hot but I was only in for about a minute and then I had to pull a fakie on her so I could keep on going.
This bitch was so fucken hot but I was only in for about a minute and then I had to pull a fakie on her so I could keep on going.
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When you can't seem to cum after gratuitous amounts of sex and are just tired, so, from doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, rubbing it in well.
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When you take a selfie with someone you don't like but pretend you are best friends with whenever you are around them.
Example:
Alyssa is always complaining about how annoying Michelle is, but whenever they are together she takes a fakie and posts it to instagram posting about what great friends they are
Alyssa is always complaining about how annoying Michelle is, but whenever they are together she takes a fakie and posts it to instagram posting about what great friends they are
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Fakie is placed in front of a location to indicate that you will be travelling to that location but will be returning to your current location.
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When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"
Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"
Fakie
A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.