NO STATS

Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical



A-stat
By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.
Example:
to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"


stats
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Example:
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?


stats
stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
Example:
From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net


no stats
no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
Example:
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.


Stats
Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".
Example:
Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.


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