Mummified

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move



mummified
When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.
Example:
Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.


mummified
a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac
Example:
i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch


mummified
when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.
Example:
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.


mummify
A corollary of "superman," mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.
Example:
Mark's girlfriend was sleeping, so he decided to mummify her. When she awoke, the fringes of paper were falling off her face, and she was moaning from sleep. She was mummified in every sense of the word.


mummified person
Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
Example:
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.


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