cum rag
Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to
shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have
spattered elsewhere by mistake.
cum rag
by Pedo bear on Oct 27, 2007 21:02:58
A cloth,
towel, article of clothing, or "
rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the
phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.
cum rag
by LordOhLAWD on Jun 19, 2011 11:10:17
A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the
sorts. In a typical
masturbathon, people will use a cum
rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Example:
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum
Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky
Valdez's cum
rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
cum rag
by evil little monkey on Jun 16, 2005 20:13:51
Example:
1. Yo, would you-like-grab that
cum rag from beneath
my bed before this stuff
crusts over?
2. You want ME to grab it? What a
CUM RAG!
cum rag
by Trish_The_Hebrew on May 09, 2010 12:25:17
A cum rag is a
towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "
jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the
Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.
Example:
"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my
effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"
"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags
off your head!"
"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new
shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."