cactus
dead, not functioning
the cactus
A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.Cactus
A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.
Example:
Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
Cactus
cactus
Example:
I'm a cactus
I'm a cactus
cactus
Example:
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
Cactus
Example:
person: That is such bull-cactus!
person: That is such bull-cactus!
Cactus
misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.
Example:
She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.
She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.
Cactus
When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.
Example:
Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.
Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.
Cactus
Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
Example:
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."
Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"
Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."
Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"
Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."