self-absorbed
A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.
Example:
(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"
(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"