Burnside

The street in Portland, Oregon where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate.



Burnside
also see Eassman A Pimp By definition, A Burnside May exibet signs of unruley behaviour and/or Homosexuality. if you happen to encounter a burside in its natural environment (playing wow or equivelent) be wary as mood swings are imanent and objects may be thrown at your head.
Example:
Hey look theres a Burnside....look over there in that bush!


Burnside
Civil War General Ambrose Everett Burnside was noted for his unusual facial hair, joining strips of hair in front of his ears to his mustache but with chin clean-shaven; the word burnside was coined to describe this style. The syllables were later reversed to give sideburns.
Example:
Dude, you started out with sideburns, then you went to mutton chops, and now you've got a full-blown burnside. Are you trying to not get a date?


Scott Burnside
Stupid tool who does not check his facts when writing articles. Typically he makes fun of people who have far more money and far more power then he could ever think of having.
Example:
Scott Burnside claims Rick DiPietro has not won a playoff game, however a 1 minute check of his stats on NHL.com show this to be the case.


Gen. Burnsides
n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).
Example:
Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?


Burnside Cadillac
A shopping cart pushed by a homeless person, usually full of the person's belongings (which are often mostly junk) but sometimes used specifically for transporting bottles and cans to be turned in for their deposits.
Example:
Did you just see that bum pushing his Burnside Cadillac down the street? That must be some workout!


burnside mum
a burnside mum is one who hangs out and shops at burnside village ( a shopping district in burnside, adelaide, australia).
These "mums" are normally seen to be wearing their customary gold belts and gold shoes, candy pink lipstick, with blond hair and sunnies on their heads. they are often slightly orange, they drive large expensive cars, normally FWD and they normally wear all white, CAPRI ( 3/4 pants) or sometimes those tiny checkered blue or pink pants. If wearing colours, baby blues, pale pinks, pale yellows, and a pale lime green sometimes.
SIGNATURE ACCESSORY: gold belt, gold shoes, candy pink lipstick.
They are ALWAYS at school helping with their children and can do million things at once.
Example:
a burnside mum is often referred to as a barbie.
"She is such a gossip, she knows everything!"
"she is a burnside mum"


Burnside draw
The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill
Example:
Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw


Burnside Handshake
When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.
Example:

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??


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