My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis



My wife
she left
Example:
person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife


my Wife
a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!
Example:
guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to


my wife's son
The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)
Example:
A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."


Fuck My Wife
A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief
Example:
Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come


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