My asshole
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The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Example:
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?
Visualize my asshole!
A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
Example:
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
Moths In My Asshole
Example:
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
finger in my asshole
Example:
*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
brasso on my asshole
Example:
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
Piss in my asshole
kiss my asshole
Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.
Example:
Two people arguing:
person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?
person 2: Go fuck yourself!
person 1: Fuck you!
person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
Two people arguing:
person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?
person 2: Go fuck yourself!
person 1: Fuck you!
person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
Shit in my asshole
When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole