My girlfriend's

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My girlfriend
Oh sorry i meant ex
Example:
My girlfriend dumped me because she thought i was ugly


my girlfriend
The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.
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Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.


my girlfriend
she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
Example:
Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.


my girlfriend
Example:
friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty


my girlfriend
Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
Example:
my girlfriend is the best


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