herbal essences
A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.Herbal Essences
Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
Example:
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
Herbal Essences
Example:
"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
Herbal Essence
While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
herbal essence
A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
Example:
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."
"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"
"No, but I did."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."
"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"
"No, but I did."
Herbal Essences
The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.
herbal essence
Example:
yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating
yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating