My house

A place that I OWN, I PAY THE RENT FOR, AND I TAKE GOOD CARE OF.



my house
A place in which you dominate
Example:
My house bitch!!


Not in my house
In basketball when a shot is rejected, a commentator or the player himself will say 'not in my house'.
Example:
Dude, after Mutombo blocked that shot he waved his finger and said 'not in my house!'.


This is my house
To say one is dominant at an activity due to greater experience and/or being more intimate with the surroundings.
Example:
I was playing paintball with Jimmy when he came to visit from Canada. He was getting mad because I was winning and I just told him "This is my house!"


Not my house
A game played at any party where the goal is to destroy the home without the people of the home knowing, usually followed up with yelling not my house after you break something.
Example:
guy 1: "dude this rage is lame wanna play not my house?"

guy 2: " im two step ahead of you, i put cat litter in the back of thier toilet."

guy 3: "dude me too, i pissed in their box of cheerios."


My House
A state of mind in gaming where you are completely one (or "at home") with the controller and any opponent is just another frag on your score.
Just as a man's home is his castle, you pwn that virtual realm.
Example:
-j0k3r hits a 6-kill streak in CoD:MW2-

j0k3r: Whose house bitches? MY House!!!


Not in my house
When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say

"Not in my house"

"Not today ho ho ho"

"No no no"

And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
Example:
Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*

Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house

*Flees the scene*


My House, My Rules!
One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.
Example:
Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"


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