STAT

Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical



STAT
Stands for Screen Time Away Time. Consciously limiting your own screen time and being unavailable via technology or not engaging in gaming, texting, social media, etc.
Example:
No, I didn't see that picture of your new car, I've been STAT for the last two days.

Just FYI I'm going STAT until Friday.
It's so annoying that you can't STAT for even a second.


STAT
STAT stands for Standing Tall And Talented, and is a nickname for NBA basketball player Amare Stoudemire. He inherited this name from the tattoo on his right arm that reads 'STAT', and the nickname suits him very well as he stands at the height of 6'10, and is one of the most talented basketball players out there. Amare plays for the Phoenix Suns (the best basketball team in the NBA) and with Steve Nash (another Suns player) he will be able to lead the team to a championship.
Example:
STAT is a beast!

STAT is an amazing basketball player; he will get a ring soon enough.


stats
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Example:
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?


stats
stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
Example:
From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net


no stats
no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
Example:
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.


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