Schulz

The process of being very flexible and sucking your own dick.



schulzing
A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
Example:
We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?


Charles Schulz
Charles Monroe Schulz (November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000), the cartoonist that created Charlie Brown, Snoopy and many other great characters for the comic strip "Peanuts" which is different to most comic strips because of its psychological depth.
Example:
Charles Schulz drew "Peanuts" until a few weeks before he died.


Köcher−Schulz
A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.

When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!

Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Example:
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz


Efrem Schulz
Lead singer for the Orange County thrash/punk/metal band originally signed to Indecision Records and later, Epitaph Records.
Albums include Into The Valley of Death, Day of the Death and others. They have toured with everyone from AFI to Mastodon.
Example:
Efrem Schulz is known for getting drunk after shows and often times, disrobing. Great voice though.


joe schulz
A person who breaks black persons jaws and is an ass hole to all living things, except his sister, he makes sweet love to his cave woman sister.
Example:
Black guy: Oh geez, hes being a real joe schulz lets get the fuck away before he breaks our jaws!!!


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