Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.We have everything you could ever want, and also me.You wish you were here right now, you know you do.The best place ever.



Nor Cal
Better than So Cal...

A lot less hippies and people like this...
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Example:
So Cal: Haha we got a bigger population than you.

Nor Cal: Illegal Mexicans don't count =D

So Cal: Damn! Down to 500,000 now!


nor cal
The dumbest way to refer to northern California. Usually heard from the lips of spoiled ass college folk. Also a horrible line of clothing worn by the same worthless trash described in the prior sentence.
Example:
UCSC student: "(wearing a fucking Nor Cal sweatshirt/t-shirt/hat)"
Me: "Santa Cruz insn't even northern California you fucking idiot - try central coast."


Nor Cal Bro
A male, usually between the ages of 17-30 that lives in northern California and participates in one or more of the following:
-Having tattoos of their last name on chest and/or back.
-Having tattoos of general things that most people realize and don't feel the need to put on their body.
-Wanting to fight everyone.
-Driving a lifted truck or Subaru STI.
-Coolness= saying shit that doesn't matter and having no credibility.
-Having a job in the trades and bitching about it every day so you sound like you know a lot about something.
-Owns a pair of WHITE OAKLEY GASCANS OOO YEEEAHH!
Example:
Person 1: "Did you meet your new gf's brother yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was a total Nor Cal Bro though."
Person 1: "How so?"
Person 2: "When I asked for a beer he said he needed to 'snatch the 30 rack out of his truck' and he'd be right back. Then he got in a fight with their neighbor and went dirt biking instead."


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