jolly old candy king
another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Example:
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
jolly old st. dick
Example:
"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"
"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"
"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"
"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"