Nursing Home
1.) probably the worse place on the planet to ever work at, that is if you are a
c.n.a. it is run by the
r.n. and those godawful
l.p.
n.'s who think they are so intelligent because they pass oral meds all day long.2.) A place where you will come home with shit on your uniform because some nasty ass son of a bitch decided to shit on you 3.)also employs many street niggers who think they are the 'shit' and act as if they own the place. On top of that, they hate any white employee who actually has a future and didn't get knocked up at 13. 4.) A
godforsaken hellhole 5.) A place where not one c.n.a. can be found, because those worthless employees flee the scene in
a moment's notice in order to get their 3-hr cigarette break.
Nursing Home
by Angel Wysterra on Nov 06, 2019 06:13:25
Example:
Mac: Lots of
shady shit goes down in
nursing homes Frank, okay? These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting
ass-raped?
Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.
Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-
Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.
Nursing home
by jerry121878 on Jun 11, 2011 02:14:10
Example:
When I get old and can barely
take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling,
O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of
control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
nursing home
by HeRR! on Jan 05, 2004 14:07:01
nursing home
by laurenbobauren on Apr 20, 2009 12:53:30
A place where the elderly have to have their butts
wiped everyday by some poor
CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing
bingo on "activity day."
nursing home
by William Stephens on May 15, 2006 14:18:01
A place where there are no toilets,
becuase everyone
craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a
fire alarm.
Example:
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think
grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
nursing home
by newothegreat on Sep 05, 2003 05:15:57
nursing home
by itichie_nocanpo on Aug 11, 2006 10:59:42
nursing home
by Autumn and Tabatha on Oct 09, 2007 03:43:16
Nursing home fart
by Jrubadub on Oct 13, 2010 04:06:39
A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a
room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to
reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to
clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Example:
Rudi cruised over to
Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a
nursing home fart and completely wrecked
Rudi's house.