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tested positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

by Javid-19 on Jan 13, 2022 17:29:55

A hangover

Example:
Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

Tested Positive

by Cheeseconeys on Oct 19, 2022 06:55:00

Having a big dick

Example:
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

Tested Positive

by DaExplosion on Aug 29, 2023 00:17:50

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Example:
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

Testing Positive For Covid

by EXQDAY on Nov 06, 2023 01:59:37

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

Example:
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

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