Sampson's

code for your drug dealercoined from the movie half baked



Sampson
Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
Example:
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?


Sampson
Sampson is an ok guy nothing amazing about him he just normal he's not very strong but not very week and his looks are average but his personalities a different story he cares for people a lot mabye even too much if you are in his life he will risk everything to help you and he deals with stress and depression like anyone else but he doesn't take it out on anyone and if your dating him he is a keeper
Example:
Oh hi sampson


Sampson
a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name
Example:
Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."


Sampson
A word that is exclaimed in public places for no reason whatsoever. The person who yells 'Sampson' says it quickly, and in a growling voice that startles or confuses strangers. It often happens several times in the span of a minute. People don't know what to think.
Example:
Person A: SAMPson!

Stranger B: Did someone just say, Sampson?

Stranger C: That's what it sounded like, but he may have just been clearing his throat.

Person A: SAMPson!

Stranger B: There it is again.

Stranger C: ???


Sampson
Noun

A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.

Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
Example:
I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?

You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.


Sampson
Sampson is a man who will never be loyal to his girls. Even if they are hoes.he prefers white girls who will probably do him a favor😉. He personally like porn
Example:
Sampson: I want as many girls as possible


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