My Grandma! Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

My Grandma!

my grandma

by im mr.awesome man on Jan 02, 2021 02:31:40

an old lady the will fill you up and she is a very nice girl that has treats forever! :)

Example:
boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world

other boy: how so?

boy: she can get me any snacks I want

other boy: wow thats soo cool

boy: I know right!

On My Grandma!!

by The_Bambino_88 on Nov 07, 2019 03:01:26

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Example:
Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

Call my grandma

by serum114 on Oct 31, 2010 14:16:10

A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

Example:
I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma

My grandmas a turtle

by .Zero. on Apr 30, 2023 22:09:08

What zero says when he can't come up with anything

Example:
Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up

My Grandmas Muffins

by MrHornywetsoco on Dec 23, 2020 13:18:59

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

Example:
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

slap my grandma

by Lindsay Hamel on May 03, 2008 07:40:31

Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."

Example:
Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!

If my grandma had wheels

by Omri on Apr 28, 2005 06:30:03

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example:
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

I ate my grandma

by Asleep123 on Apr 08, 2023 10:08:46

why are you here

Example:
i ate my grandma, what to do next

Two midgets and my grandma

by Psycosmoke on Apr 21, 2005 12:50:29

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

Example:
O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma

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