PUNCH IN THE FACE
A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist
under it. You must then place that
sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:1.
The sign cannot be placed the open. 2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.5. No lame spotsThe Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better. Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the
heavens in
anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.
punch in the face
by Bagelhat on Oct 18, 2010 09:00:54
Example:
Rick was being a
wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.
punched in the face
by Estep on Nov 16, 2008 00:28:06
When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes
yo' face. Hence,
the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
punched in the face by urine
by tinogrrl on Jan 12, 2011 09:26:01
Example:
Dani - "
Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating
asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
verbally punched in the face
by Kiteshugo on Jun 08, 2010 22:53:41
Example:
Girl:
Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna
copulate with your best friend!
Zack:
Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
Punch Me Face
by ShaneP!!! on Jun 11, 2007 08:34:29
A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an
excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole.
Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense
punch me faces.
punch the face of god
by ADCS on May 22, 2009 00:36:15
The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring
total consciousness and
a plethora of
lulz.
punch you in the face
by Bitch-monkey on Jun 03, 2009 06:25:34
Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be
vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a
gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always
totally straight.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Example:
Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say
I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
Punch me in the face
by girlfriendgoat on Aug 23, 2018 02:15:47
When someone's so attractive, any
physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around.
Variants include "kick my ass into
outer space", "stomp on me", etc.
Someone who's never been punched in the face
by NibbaDestroyer on Apr 08, 2021 09:37:03
A
sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the
premise that because people have always chosen to physically
restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.