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Pantene

to be pantened is to be abruptly exposed to the whooshing, flipping and swinging of hair.

pantene

by tha_diva on May 12, 2003 08:14:34

1: one that takes care of oneself and is looking top notch and damn fine!

2: a guy who always has the right words to say and the right things to do. someone smooth (playa)
(pantene originating from pantene pro-v)<sleek.

Example:
1: Rosie, you see that guy over there with the cornrows and the baggy pants? I want to know his name-this guy is pantene!

2: dont listen to everything this man says, cuz that playa is pantene

Pantene Oppa

by roseenriquez_ on Nov 19, 2018 06:29:22

A name ARMYs call Steve Aoki

Example:
OMG! BTS just dropped a hit with Pantene Oppa!

Pantene Freshness

by The Triple M on Aug 02, 2010 04:49:28

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing

Example:
Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom

Pantene shower

by Ballmebarson on Jan 10, 2021 06:19:40

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

Example:
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

pantene punk

by Dinn on Aug 11, 2006 10:13:54

"Punk" who cares more about spiking their hair up then about what the actual punk movement was all about.

Example:
Pantene punks spend hours in front of the mirror getting their hair juuuuust right.

Pantene-Head

by sineadgalway2 on Dec 07, 2009 20:08:14

Distinctive hair scent from pantene brand shampoo, normal in chicks but very noticeable in guys...

Example:
'Hey Sinead, what's your roomate like?'
'Oh he's a total Pantene-Head!'

Pantene Poon-tang

by DaynaS on Mar 31, 2008 00:54:43

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?

Example:
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..

Pantene Poo Canoe

by We are Budju on May 11, 2024 19:27:08

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Example:
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

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