shampoo
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Example:
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
shampoo
shampoo
The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”
shampoo
Example:
"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
shampoo
shampoo, noun.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
shampoo
Example:
that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner
that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner