Patrick star

Spongebobs best friend and also a sexual move in witch a (preferably) live starfish is used for self pleasure



Patrick Star
A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............
Example:
SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!


Patrick Star
The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
Example:
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."

"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"

Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"

*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*


patrick star
Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.
Example:
Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."


the patrick star
The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.
Example:
Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."


Patrick Starring
When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"
Example:
Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."


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