Patterson
The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is
dealt to each person, lowest card drinks
face value. If there is
a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.
Patterson
by Grandmaster Darsh on Sep 04, 2011 22:54:27
A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of
Coca-Cola,
Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.
Named after the first consumer of the product on
25 July 2011.
Patterson
by domer17 on May 24, 2008 09:52:23
A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe
ginos, and
get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "
fatty god"
Example:
Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in
last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the
hottest chick at school. wow. he's
my hero.
Patterson
by O.G K on Feb 29, 2008 05:26:39
To block
the cock of another man from getting inside or near another
womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word
cock block.
Example:
Dude, I was trying to get some with
Tanya last night but some
douche pulled a Patterson
on me.
Patterson
by Poath Pood on Jul 06, 2022 11:33:32
Example:
Shiiit this song
slaps!!
Ikr! It’s by none other than Patterson
Patterson
by Long Island Wicked Mike on Nov 14, 2007 07:50:24
1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.
2. noun -overweight,
sweaty, unjocularly
witty, annoying "
Fatty God"
3. verb -to sweat perfusily
patterson
by Number J on Jun 01, 2005 05:00:57
noun
A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt.
Patterson from the "
Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi
war machine.
Will Patterson
by MySocialStudiesClass599 on May 29, 2019 06:30:28
A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the
1930's.
His story is mystery. The only part of
his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.
patterson
by DJCJ on May 07, 2007 12:01:16
Post
mook, one who exemplifies the very
essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his
thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.
patterson
by holy fuckin asscrackers on Jul 14, 2006 13:39:57
A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with
Ford's, but only buys old
shitty broncos.
Example:
guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a
chimney over there?
guy 2:
fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.
guy 1: yeah that's
prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.