davis

good looking, nice hair, hopeless romantic, fresh to death, smart, funny, well dressed. usually a skater or surfer. likes emo music but is the total opposite or emo. faithful to his girlfriend and very very very rare



davis
sick asf never does uncool things bangs bitches all day and has a 3 inch punisher. Not to mention thinks that people named troy are incompetent degenerates.
Example:
i am davis


davis
a secretly gay closet monger who loves to be a pushover and tool among "friends". A davis loves to have a "girlfriend" just so others won't suspect his true sexuality. Davis' also walk with an abnormal bounce, tsk a lot, and tell the same jokes over and over. They seek approval among peers and often mimic humorous actions/behaviors of others. A davis also will never ask a girl out, until pressured to. Once a davis begins going out with a girl, he will neglect her, mainly because davis' love cock. A davis will try to be self-righteous in his decisions but to everyone else, he's just a closet-homo/tool. Davis' also have very yellow teeth, no pubic hair whatsoever, and the body of a 8 year old. Davis' enjoy eating fried goods such as chicken fingers, and chicken fingers.
Example:
Person 1: Yo man, what's up with Andy? Why hasn't he asked Amy out yet?
Person 2: Idk man, he's such a davis, remember when he went out with becca and she said he never got hard when they made out? Yeah, total davis he is
Person 1: So lame

Person 1: Where's Andy?
Person 2: He's at that party drinking, even though he hates the taste of alcohol and becomes depressed when he drinks
Person 1: lawl, he is such a davis

Person 1: Your brother shaves?
Person 2: Yeah! He just hit puberty.
Person 1: lol he's not a davis anymore!

Person 1: Yo, were you just staring at that guy's butt?
Person 2: No way bro, I'm no davis



davis
A town near Sacramento, California, where it smells like cows and the people are hippies that fuck without condoms.
Example:
Alphonse: Hey dude, where are we at?
Phil: It smells like cows, we must be in Davis...
Alphonse: Oh shit, there is a hippie comin this way... lets go talk to her.
Phil: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! You're fucked!


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