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a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop



Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Example:
I read Perez Hilton's gossip blog when I am bored.


Perez Hilton
A person who

-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "

(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
Example:
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton

Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.


Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Example:
Colin Farrell sued Perez Hilton for posting his sex tape on his website


Perez Hilton
A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.

It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Example:
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!

Fatty2: He wishes.

Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?

Fatty2: Toootally.



Perez Hilton
A piece of trash celebrity blogger who does nothing but insults other people to make his sad pathetic life less miserable. I would call him a worthless faggot, but unlike Perez, I have class.
Example:
Girl 1: Girl you should totally start a rumor about that slut over there for saying all that shit about you!

Girl 2: No way! I have morals! Who do i look like? Perez Hilton!


Perez Hilton
1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
Example:
Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.


Perez Hilton
A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
Example:
Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.


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