Perez
A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being. Someone "Better" than everyone else.An Arrogant Asshole.Not only a person, but a State of Mind.Perez
Perez
A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.
Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).
B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).
B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
Example:
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."
"Wow, you smell like a perez."
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."
"Wow, you smell like a perez."
Perez
Example:
“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”
“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”
“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”
“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”
Perez
Perez
A person who relys on a martial arts, such as 'hopkeido?' to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. A perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his ass a good idea...
Example:
John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.
John: ...faggot
John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.
John: ...faggot
Perez
Perez
The most hipster, gay and hipster guy you will ever meet.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
Example:
Guy 1: Omg look at the Perez!
Guy 2:Omg he is sooo hipster
Guy 3: I know but he also looks really gay
Guy 1: Omg look at the Perez!
Guy 2:Omg he is sooo hipster
Guy 3: I know but he also looks really gay