the spaniel

One who owns excessive amounts of Abercrombie clothes, drives a VW Touareg, and has a RAZR cell and loves his "Corn-dog Thursdays"



spaniel
a breed of dog which comes in many types and colours. most of them make good gun dogs. they have droopy ears and are often medium or small in size.
Example:
my spaniel has the cutest ears.


spaniel
A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Example:
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?


Spaniel
A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).

Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.

As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
Example:
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"

"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"


spaniel
A synonym for the vagina, esp. when used in reference to doggystyle.

Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:

And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?

The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to "pussy".
Example:
Ex 1: Hey, I'm just tryna go to the club to get down and maybe get some spaniel tonight.

Ex 2:
Person A: Hey, I saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
Person B: Naw, I just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.


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