Persian
(AKA IRANIAN) Is not an ARAB country, in fact many older Iranians dislike Arabs... a lot. Quick facts about iranians! 1. Gorgeous women who love brand names and German cars. 2.
Hairy men, very
hairy men; who love to buy German cars. 3. Persian women are VERY fiesty, they'll threaten to kick you butt if you piss them off but when your friends with a Persian its heaven. 4) Does not like movie 300, we
alwasy say its over
dramatized (because it is.) 5. Very gossipy women. 6. Crazy sex drive and appeal. 7. Obnoxiously smart, very good at what they do. 8. Tend to have best jobs (laywers, docters, engineers scientists.) 9. Very cocky but modest people. 10. Always late for everything, never expect us to be on time! 11. Some of the best food. Ever.
Persian
by gsmax4 on Nov 21, 2008 01:45:57
A race of people originating from Iran. These people, like Germans, are Aryans.
Persians are also white, and not semitic; they are descendants of
Japheth, not Shem. Persians aren't Arabs either: Lebanese, Syrians, Saudis, and Yemenites are Arabs, but not Persians. Their native religion is Zoroastarianism, but most Persians practice islam today because they were forced to convert to the religion after the Arabs invaded Iran in the 7th Century AD.
They once had a powerful and vast empire, but it was destroyed by the Greeks and even worse by the Arabs. Alexander the Great destroyed the mighty city of
Persepolis when he was drunk, but the Arabs tried to suppress their culture and brought Islam, and tried to do away with the Persian language though they were unsuccessful in doing so.
Modern Persians in Iran are given little freedom and oppressed by
the Islamic republic, while Persians outside of Iran are typically prosperous.
Example:
Persians are an ancient race and the founders of the
oldest nation in the world:
Iran
Persian
by Laurence of Arabia on Jan 10, 2006 14:13:38
A person who comes from the country
Iran and: 1) Has tan skin, 2) Hairy (men) or exceptionally hot (women), 3) Has a BMW or a
Mercedes, 4)
Shiite Muslim (for the most part), 5) Tell some people that they are Italian, 6) Drinks more tea than needed.
Persian
by Dorood Bar Shoma on Jul 06, 2006 23:43:21
Alright first off, I come from the city of Hamadan in
Iran. I speak the Persian language (Farsi). That does not make me a Persian.
Persians are a sub-species of the Indo-Iranian Aryan tribes who migrated from South Russia and
Central Asia to parts of Iran, Afghanistan and India. There were people already living in Iran like the Elamites. Some Iranian tribes settled in the South of Iran. Some of these tribes were known as the Persians. Some tribes settled in the North. Some of these tribes were known as the Medes.
Persia conquered the Median Empire. Then they conquered a huge amount of land. This empire was known as the
Persian Empire. I am dam proud of coming from such a Culture rich country as Iran. Just cause I come from Iran dosen't make me a Persian. I have most likely Persian blood in me, and Medean as well, Kurdish,
Elami blood and many others. Most people in Iran are descended from all the Aryan (Iranian) tribes who settled in Iran.
In Iran, the people there are generally nice, hospitallous and smart. They have
not lost their ways. They still keep their country's culture close to them and have not forgotten stories of the Shahnameh. In America (or other countries where
Iranians generally immigrate) the Iranians there refer to themselves as 'Persian' though they have no meaning of what it is. They are mostly hospitallous, but the young Iranians there have lost their ways and are sliding into American culture and are creating a stereotype for themselves there. They will not remember the story of
Arash the Archer if we said it to them! So lost are they. Instead of being wise and kind like most Iranians, they affiliate themselves with
gangbangers and hookers and the like. The women also dye their blonde, hiding their natural dark hair. I am not saying that all Iranian Immigrants are like this. It's just some Individuals.
Example:
Iran=
Man1: Dorood bar
shoma dostam. Halee shoma
khobe?
Translantion: Hello friend. How are you?
Man2: Khobam Moshakaram.
Translation: Im good thanks.
Man1: Dari az chi fekhr mikonad?
Translation: What are you thinking of?
Man2: Daram az ghese-e-Arash e
Kamangir fekr mikonad. Che ghese!
Translation: I am thinking of the tale of Arash the Archer. What a tale!
Man1: Vakhan.
Translation: Indeed.
America:
Iranian-American: Hello
Farhad! Chetoori brother?
Translation: Hello Farhad! How are you brother?
Farhad: Dorood Bar
Shoma. Man khoshalam, mochakeram
Vahid.
Translation: Good day to you. I am happy, thank you Vahid.
Vahid: Chera to happy hasti?
Translation: Why are you happy?
Farhad: Chon ke man ghese ye Fereydun o shenidam.
Translation: Because I have heard the story of Fereydun.
Vahid: Fereydun
kodom foole
dige?
Translation: Which fool is Fereydun?
Farhad: Fereydun yegdone Irani gavi bod.
Translation: Fereydun was a great Iranian hero.
Vahid: Huh?
Farhad: Badbakhd.
Hichi az Pars ke nemidoni ama be khodet
migi Parsi?
Translation: Poor fellow. You know nothing about Persia, yet you call yourself a Persian?
Vahid: Huh?
Persian
by ERIC BLAIR AKA GEORGE ORWELL on Jan 20, 2010 09:58:43
SUPERIOR. Looking back at history, it is obvious to every single Persian man out there that they are superior. they find it illogical that anyone should contest their superiority on earth. They will say look back at history,and look at the Persian empires, look at
Cyrus the great, Darius,
Persepolis, and so on and so forth. Then they will also claim that if one investigates closer, you will see superior mathematics , physics and even Morals. They would explain how their leaders, like Cyrus were so humble they did not want any special recognition on their graves, siting they would like to be buried with the people. The american constitution is bases on the work of Cyrus, his CYRUSOPEDIA, and therefore any Persian will state that the American constitution is simply an extention of the
persian empire that Cyrus built. Therefore,
persians make the conclusion that all
Persians are Superior. WOuldn't you agree, though..simply look at all the great poets like
Hafiz and
Rumi, and incredible feats, like the road the extends from Turkey to Persepolis, Isn't it a little insane to question that Persians are superior.
Persian
by L.D. on Sep 15, 2004 21:42:17
I am Iranian-American and NOT "Persian"... such as
a rug. I have read every single one of these pathetic definitions that are saturated with stereotypes. What is the most disturbing is that they were written by fellow Iranian-Americans who exibited their ignorance very blatantly. Its sad to see fellow "
Persians" contribute to the very stereotypes that
suppress us...