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oldest

Oldest is when someone is older than the other.

the oldest profession

by Fannyfucker123 on Jan 03, 2017 12:45:12

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

Example:
James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

Oldest Child

by TheOldestChildUnfourtunatley on Aug 02, 2011 04:48:08

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

Example:
oldest child.

oldest sister

by a little lad on Nov 23, 2021 22:21:41

That bad bitch with the best humor. You’re happy when she bakes something, but when she’s gonna cook dinner you better run. The one day she’s your best friend or like a mum, the next day she can be the devil his own person.

Example:
Person A- Wait, is that aggressive girl the same as who gave you food last week??
Person B- Yes, that’s my oldest sister

oldest privilege

by Coastiewife on May 08, 2017 09:58:35

The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Example:
Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.

Oldest child

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf on Nov 22, 2020 00:29:08

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Example:
Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

The oldest trick in the book

by lordgrim the invcbke on Nov 09, 2020 04:05:57

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Example:
Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

the second-oldest profession

by bitchuck on Sep 30, 2023 20:34:24

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.

Example:
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?

the world's oldest profession

by Mamdfm on May 11, 2015 09:47:48

slang for prostitution

Example:
That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

oldest trick in the book

by trolled! on Mar 26, 2023 22:14:26

When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.

Example:
Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.

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