Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.



preemptive strike
Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Example:
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.



preemptive gay strike
The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.
Example:
Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.


PREEMPTIVE TAKES [STRIKE]
ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY

AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION

CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.

When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.

I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)

THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.

It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.

ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Example:
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.

Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo

OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.

BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)


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