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twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.2) nounUsed in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.3) noun - diseaseAble to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

twat

by ds3882 on Aug 29, 2017 11:48:54

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

Example:
He is such a twat

twat

by thatoneguyyouknowhimjfk on May 09, 2019 19:58:17

an obnoxious person who you want to stab

Example:
john is such a twat

twat

by Howard Wolowitz on Apr 10, 2012 04:45:37

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.

Example:
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*

Twat

by leahcim99 on Nov 03, 2013 09:24:24

Slang word for a vagina

Example:
Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.

Twat

by darkcreep1245 on Mar 12, 2017 13:38:02

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.

Example:
A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."

twat

by alsoknownaseric on Jul 11, 2009 19:07:30

anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

Example:
you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

TWAT

by Soiled Undergarment on Aug 17, 2003 23:00:47

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

Example:
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

Twatted

by soozeh on Feb 24, 2005 01:21:50

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

Example:
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

twatted

by beewtbc on Nov 10, 2011 06:45:53

Fucked up.

Example:
I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

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