Krypton

The homeworld of Superman. It exploded creating tons of Kryptonite.



Krypton
The sexiest guy is named Krypton. He is hot , loyal and loveable

He is a beast scooter rider

And is Super Hot
Example:
Look at Krypton , he is so hot

Look how hot he is ,

Of course he is , his name is Krypton


kryptonic
1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
Example:
i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks


Kryptonic
A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.
Example:
Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.


Kryptonate
Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority.
Example:
Kryptonate just owned Superman. Now all that is left of him is just Dwight Howard...


Texas Krypton Massacre
When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.
Example:
"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.


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