emergent

A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.



Emerge
Emerge is the cheaper version of lucozade you get round the side shop. Most of the time they will be in a roadmans pocket. It is normally 50p. The blue is shit. The green is shit. The purple and orange are BEAST
Example:
Emerge is an energy drink only level 3 roadmen are permitted to drink


Emergence
A piece of graphic literature that revolutionized the world of degenerates and connoisseurs. The lesser-known but official name of 177013, which it is more commonly known as. Many have found it an alternative to D.A.R.E.
Example:
Degenerate #1: Hey, did you read Emergence yet?
Degenerate #2: Yeah, it was amazing.


emergency
somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.
Example:
mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.

kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep


Emergency
Unplanned incident or situation requiring immediate attention.
Acceptable excuse for a late night phone call.
Example:
Getting injured

Getting lost/scared at a theme park (Knott's Scary Farm)

The End of the World!!

Teacher: Why did you not come to class yesterday?
Tommy: I had an emergency!
Sally: Having a hangover and forgetting is not an "emergency" :P


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