the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish

one who rides the system while doing nothing to help him/herself. Also known to use their welfare checks to buy 40's and drugs and many other unnecessary items such as big screen tvs and electronics.

best zr player in the whole world. hella cute and get all the girls he is also very rich

when your nose is clogged and it opens

What trees do in the Spring.

This is the slightly guilty sensation of KNOWINGLY pissing or shitting in your adult diaper (aka “brief”), especially when you don’t actually need to wear this type of thing. You’re just wearing Depends Briefs for convenience and laziness, not because you can’t control your bladder or bowels.

Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.

Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.

The act of opening ones bowels after holding it for a prolonged period of time. Relief shits are often explosive and those lucky enough to have reached a toilet in time describe the feeling as euphoric or like experiencing an orgasm.

There are 4 stages leading up to a relief shit.

Stage 1. A deep grumbling pain develops in the stomach far away from any known toilet, which intensifies very rapidly.

Stage 2. Panic ensues and victims break out in a sweat as the chocolate banana starts poking its way out.

Stage 3. Deep concentration sets in as the victim focuses on various arse clenching techniques to contain the beast.

Stage 4. Desperation. By now, the chocolate volcano is due to erupt any second and the victim is literally touching cloth. The end is neigh. A stage 4 victim cannot stand straight nor walk properly.

Many times, it will end with the victim franticly fumbling with a door key, trying to gain access to their property, losing vital seconds in the race for the loo.
There is a phenomena related to relief shits where the dark pony becomes more intent on escaping the closer you get to home.

Wife's and girlfriends are notorious relief shitters. They wait hours, sometimes days for their partners to leave the house before decimating the toilet bowl. They then clean up the monstrosity they have created just in time for the unsuspecting husbands return.

It is estimated that in the UK alone, 72% of men are married to, or living with serial relief shitters.

When a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits in order to achieve orgasm. Either of them can use their hands to press her tits together around his cock, and he moves back and forth just like fucking until he cums. She will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck depending on the size of her tits and the length of his cock.