Rental

Used to describe a meal bought from a restaurant or fast food place that digests in a matter of minutes. Results include vomit or diarrhea. The idea is that you had the food in your system for such a short time that you never really owned it, just "rented" borrowed it from the restaurant.



Rental
a hip term for prostitute.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
Example:
"who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!"
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
-or-
"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."


Rentals
n~ slang. Abbreviation of Parentals meaning Parents. Probably derived from "parental consent".

One of the first recorded uses of the word Parentals was used in the film "Bring it on" in 2000:
"I can't mack on you in front of the parentals" so the shortened version "Rentals" is likely to have come into circulation after that time.
Example:
1.Timothy was unable to purchase the deerstalker hat he so wished to buy, for his rentals would not part with the one hundred and twenty pounds he required to obtain such a desired object.

2.Awrite mate u comin daan the chippy or did ya rentals graand ya agen?


rentals
1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.
Example:
1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.


Rentaling
Describes what a 20 year old person who still lives with their parents is doing. A hybrid of renting and the slang word 'rentals'. Rentaling is of course a rent-free contract and is associated with a bit of shame and or pathos.
Example:
I heard he lost his house and now he is just rentaling.


free rental
The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.

While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.

To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.

For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.

It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.
Example:
My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!


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