An insult used on your girlfriend if she won't give ya none.

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

when a woman’s titties are just sitting so perfectly that it changes the whole look of her outfit

The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

Titties is another way of saying Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.

Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.

1.) The most beautiful things in the world.
2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males).
3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth
4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.

aka tit/tits/titties is a slang term for the female breast. The key distinction of the term is that it denotes a particlar quality of breast: Most often, but not limited to small breasts but also denoting other qualities such as firmness, perkyness and a generally fun, playfull quality to the breast that endears the viewer to the breat in question. "Titties" are typically appreciated by men and women with equal esteem and enthusiasm in that most women want "titties" and most men desire "titties" - the underlying assumption here is that the are considered "nice" by the widest range of standards, be it cute little "A" cups or the outer limits of "c" cup territory, Titties are the cream of the crop. As a part of the English vernacular the term is widely used to describe women's breasts in general but it more specifically referes to smaller firm breasts. This distinction is made more clearly when placed in the context of other relevent slang for breasts, such as: Boobs (the most generic term for breasts in the North American cultural lexicon). Boobs tend to denote medium to larger breasts (B cup to D cup) with less emphasis on perkyness and firmness. Jugs are the exclusive domain of big breasts( Minimum of a Big "C" cup and up). "Flapjacks", "Funbags" etc. denote a poorer quality of breast and invariably a saggy one when used in the proper gramatical context.

girls have them, boys like them, and babies drink from them!!