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collision

The Runescape clan famous for raping eternal honour in the longest pkri in runescape history.

collision

by Leo Baker on Nov 03, 2012 09:28:49

A violent and rather unpleasent meeting between two football players.

Example:
In fact, collisions are the reason behind the NFL moving to flag football.

head on collision

by InventedHOD on Apr 22, 2009 12:14:45

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

Example:
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

Tactical Collision

by cod player47,956,1234 on Dec 14, 2016 20:00:27

A fancy, and professional way of saying that you are going to ram something on the battlefield.or other situation.

Example:
man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"

thesauric collision

by TerraForce on Oct 22, 2006 08:47:02

N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.

Example:
While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."

Arizona Collision

by xxxbananas on Feb 28, 2014 04:46:18

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

Example:
Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.

Flesh Collision

by DatAxe on Oct 23, 2014 09:19:03

The act of one's thighs/belly/ass-cheeks ramming against their partner's body parts during intercourse, producing a loud smacking sound.

Also synonymous with high five.

Example:
The flesh collision of my girlfriend's ass cheeks and my thighs kept our room-mate up all night.

Flesh collision, bro! *High-five*

Anal Collision

by ACisthebestygm on Jun 27, 2019 02:24:21

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

Example:
"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"

comment collision

by krwlos1 on Sep 04, 2010 07:29:23

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

Example:
JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

collision course

by observeranonymous : ) on Jan 17, 2005 07:24:10

A great collaboration by linkin park and jay-z where jay-z's songs are combined with linkin park's songs to produce some good ones and some not so good ones

Example:
"We doin big pimping we spendin G's"

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