cristiano ronaldo

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cristiano ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo is a football player who has been to Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and then in 2022, ronaldo had back to Manchester united but didn't been treated well. Ronaldo is mad and he went to Al Nassr which is in Saudi Arabia. He was still no.7, we very respect Cristiano Ronaldo, he is the real god
Example:
Cristiano Ronaldo? We are going to say... ' siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'


cristiano ronaldo
To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
Example:
Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.


cristiano ronaldo
Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals


cristiano ronaldo
To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
Example:
Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.


cristiano ronaldo
cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!

he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!

so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!


cristiano ronaldo
main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT

minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
Example:
random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*


cristiano ronaldo
a portugese football palyer (soccer) who plays for manchester united wanted to move to a team in spain but coudlnt because of his contract with united. has a girl freind merche romeo. 21 yrs old. was in the euro cup hosted by portugal got 2and place lost to greece. also attended teh fifa world cup germnay 2006 were the team only got 4th place. he scored 2 goals in teh world cup one in the iran vs. poerugal on a penatly kick./ other in a england vs. portugal were the game went into penatly kicks and he scored teh winning goal.
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cristiano ronaldo is a very talented player.


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