ringtone
by SomeBadJOKE on Sep 14, 2007 01:34:30
Simply put,
a waste of time and money, ESPECIALLY the ones from that terrible TERRIBLE company called
Jamster. Anyone who obsesses over something so stupid should be
shot in the head, and crapped on.
Example:
"
omgz lookit mah new
Crazy Frog ringtone yo!1!"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!" *shoots dumbass, then smashes phone*
Sacrifice Ringtone
by JerseyNaijaBoy on Feb 02, 2011 09:28:25
When you're in class, just sitting down going about your business, and all of a sudden, you hear another
student's cellphone go off. You suddenly check your phone to make sure it's on silent or vibrate, knowing that the teacher/professor has a no cellphone policy. Your phone was on the whole time! You've just been saved by
the sacrifice ringtone.
Ringtone Trauma
by just like honey on Mar 16, 2014 20:34:46
The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their
alarm clock ringtone.
Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing
the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Example:
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My
alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of
Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
Ringtone DJ
by Margaret Sevenjhazi on Jul 07, 2004 23:14:10
A person who
shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can
yell at them, but they
don't stop.
Example:
Jordan: Hey, Ringtone DJ,
I don't wanna hear your
tones. Stop
showing off, jackass.
Ringtone DJ: Hey, do you like this one? It's "I Wanna 1-2-1 With You"
ringtone rapper
by Jeffrey T on Jan 13, 2008 04:13:15
1. Hook-centric
one-hit wonders who get famous off of one shitty, catchy, boastful song that everyone likes to listen to when they're drunk, high, or a combination of both. They sell more ringtones than albums, are proud of it, and then usually disappear within a couple of months. After that they can be seen walking around the mall hoping they'll be recognized.
Parking lot pimping, indeed.
2.
Souja Boy, Mims, J-Kwon, Flo Rida, Rich Boy, etc.
Example:
1. Did you hear that new song "Play-Dough" by Lil' Money
Getta? It goes like, "You gay, ho. Bitch, gimme my Play-Dough." That shit is sooooooo tight. I'm gonna make it my ringtone.
Fuck Lil' Money Getta. He's a ringtone rapper.
2. I saw that nigga
Mims trying to hustle his new album in
the 7-11 parking lot, talkin' 'bout, "All I ask for is a ten dollar donation."