the Woodpecker

An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees.



Woodpecking
The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly
Example:
John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!


Woodpecker
a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls
Example:
"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"


Woodpecker
When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.
Example:
I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.


woodpecker
As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick
Example:


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