Roast Beef Curtains

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”



roast beef curtains

by smartyass on Mar 24, 2010 16:59:08

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
Example:
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa


roast beef curtain

by Frankie Mathers on Oct 23, 2006 22:45:09

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.
Example:
"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"


roast beef curtains

by Scott Martin on Jun 30, 2006 08:52:21

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women
Example:
"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."


roast beef curtains

by Mike Ortel on Mar 30, 2007 11:51:21

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.
Example:
Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!


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