Meat Tent
The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.
Example:
The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!
The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!
Meat Tent
Meat tent
A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.
Example:
Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"
Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"
expired meat tent
An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.
Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Meat tent
A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.
Example:
She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.
She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.