Robert Downey

A self gratification and masturbation technique in which the palm of the hand is on the top of the shaft, wrapping your fingers around, and stimulating by a downward twisting motion.



Robert Downey Jr.
One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).
Example:
Robert Downey Jr. could give straight men a hard-on. There, I said it.


Robert Downey Jr
1Possibly the coolest person in the world. Had trouble with drugs but he got over it (after numerous arrests and attempts at rehab) publicly for about 5- 10 years. Started acting when he was around 5 and still owns the big screen today at 45. Shit, that's a goddamn good career.

Charismatic, funny, cute, awesome. And great looking for 45.

1) The guy that every other dude in the world would turn gay for. Most guys would suck his dick just to say that they did.

2)Also a phrase to show how awesome something is, and you can use the words to describe the babe aspect of someone (or him)

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A song about aformentioned person by the band 'Sexy Heroes.' It's quite good and very amusing.
Example:
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1)"Man, I would actually suck Robert Downey Jr's dick. He's amazingly attractive. No Homo."
"Yeah man, he's the one guy I wouldn't hit you for saying you'd turn gay for."

2)"Shit dude, that chick is on a 9 out of 10 on the RDJ scale."
"Yeah man, she's a fucking babe."

2)*Picks up copy of new Sherlock Holmes movie*
"What. A. Babe"
"Yeah man, he's so hot for an old guy."

*Group of other young people turn around looking disgusted*

"...Robert Downey Jr..."
"Oh, shit! Yes mate, He's a BABE!"

Any of these examples can be said by guys or girls. No homo.

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LYRICS:
A genius is what they say, and hey I know they're right
He brings to life the guys he plays even if they're not white
He talks so fast you know I wonder how he does it
Stubbly chin, Sarcastic grin, sounds gay but I love watching him

He's done so many things and had such different roles
He always seems unhinged or just out of control
I knew back when that he would finally find his way
My friends ya know his name is really fun to say

Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr's coming my way,
My way or the highway

It was a rough patch in his life, but thats all over now
He's back and top and he won't stop until he owns this town.

Occasionally in the live versiono they sing: "I'm gay (for Robert Downey Jr!)


Robert Downey Jr.
One is the sexiest, funniest, and best actors of our time. Someone who never stopped fighting, even when he was at rock bottom.

You could look at his life and say, 'Wow, I could never look up to him,' or you could say, 'Wow, he's really amazing, because he beat the addiction, and is back in the game.'
Example:
Robert Downey Jr. is irresistable.

Robert Downey Jr. is long over due for an Oscar.

Robert Downey Jr. is pretty sexy.


Robert Downey Jr.
The only person to have successfully projected himself in 3D during a 2D movie. This name can be used in situations when all reasoning behind reality fails...
Example:
Janet: Oh my god! I think Robert Downey Jr. just imploded on my cake!
Sam: WHAT?! Inconceivable!
Chuck Norris: I know! It was even in 3D!!!!


Robert Downey Jr.
An incredible actor, possibly the most talented of his time. He went through a period of time when frequent drug related criminal charges hindered his acting career. Thankfully, he managed to return to the big screen with grace and is continuing to appear in fantastic films.
Example:
I loved "The Soloist." Robert Downey Jr. did an amazing job in that film.


Robert Downey Juniored
When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored
Example:
"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"


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